Collection: Funny Beer Accessories | Beer Distros Swag Shop

Sarcastic beer gear for the people keeping the industry running (and barely sane). Stickers, magnets, mugs, and more — perfect for beer reps, bar staff, and brew lovers who’ve heard “put it in my truck, buddy” one too many times. Slap the stickers on coolers, kegs, clipboards, or your boss’s laptop. Keep your beer cold with a koozie you actually think is cool. Whatever the accessory, it’s built to add a little distro humor to your day.